Ladies, when you tell a man this, we brace ourselves because whatever is about to spew from your mouth is never good. And I mean never. I don’t give a rat’s ass if you just bought your man a brand new luxury car with all the bells and whistles, put a kickass stereo system in it and threw him the keys butt fucking naked. Saying, “Promise me you’ll let me finish,” means you’ve done something and we sure the fuck aren’t going to like it.

UnExpected (c) TC Matson 2016